The large hadron collider pries opens my eyes
I jump out of bed to the smell of burnt coffee
but there in the kitchen counter lies my suprise
A smatter of dark matter spilling on to the floor
Neutrons, neutrinos and quarks swelling in my sink
There are some electrons swimming in a sea of electrolytic gel
The kind that is mushy and pink
What could I do? I racked my dense brains
for an inverted solution to alleviate the pain
For I was E=mc2 for all that I knew
A light photon gluon as big as my shoe
My head cheese was melting
into some primordial goo
I got protons tickling my nose
so I expunge with an Achoo!
The constellations of neurons inside of my cranium
Leaving me insanium
Fired three fold excitatory pulses of neurotransmitters
Yet my stars! I felt like a black hole with bosson emmitters
Correlary investigations right out of my bed
Leaves me dizzy; straight out of my head
Quasar emmisions and pulsar revisions
clouds my brain: clouds my vision
Arithmatical analytical scientific political
Gadzooks! What could I do!
Every nerve impulse informs my decision
My precentral sulcus tell me to shut up too
Didactic tao teachings
the kind learned in grade school
caught me spiting words esoteric
I felt like a fool
The collider split my brain wider
than even the heavens were vast
Scientific ponderings
of the future and past.
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